Wombats, particular

       Dante Gabriel Rossetti had a wombat who slept (during the day) in
       an epergne on the dining room table. He (the wombat) reappeared
       as a dormouse in Rev. Dodgson's book.

       Wombats, uses of

       live-conversation piece, alarm clock (third shift) dead-doormats;
       for food, see Wombats, food?

       Wombats, food

       grass, bark, leaves, fungi

       Epergne

       Who knows? ...clearly someplace wombats sleep.

       Marsupials

       Include bandicoots (which should be rabbits), koalas (which
       should be bears), tasmanian wolves (which should be coyotes),
       and wombats (which should be lethargic badgers). Pogo was a
       marsupial.

       Sexual habits

       These are of interest only to other wombats, and then only
       between April and June.

       Wombats, prehistoric

       Pleistocene Giant Wombat was as large as a rhinoceros.

       Wombats, food?

       Would you want to eat a doormat that ate bark and fungus?